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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

whats black? the colour

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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