Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Golf.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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