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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A baby seal walks into a club.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

say it ten times fast: oh

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Julian Ha.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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