I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

girls basketball

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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