What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

your face

Knock Knock. Shut up.

what's worse then a blowjob?

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Cliterus

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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