Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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