- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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