why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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