- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

boobs!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

u suck

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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