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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is older than history?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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