What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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