The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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