Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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