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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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