- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Jeff

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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