- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Justin beiber's penis

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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