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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the man with no head say to the women?

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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