Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

I? Everett

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Jack Stevens

Anti Joke

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