- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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