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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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