- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.