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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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