- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the old man say? Im old

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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