- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Pickles

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Michael Brown

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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