- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Please don't shoot me

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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