Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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justin beiber sucks

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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