How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

justin beiber sucks

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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