Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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