A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A muslim paints Mohammed

Black people in Camden NJ.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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