- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

why did the boy die? because he got shot

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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