- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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