- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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