What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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