A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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How do you end a sentence

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