Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Women's rights.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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