It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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TIMMY

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