- Anti Joke

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Sam Hengal.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Sam Hengal.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

360 NO SCOPE

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]