- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

hashtags suck balls

so...um, yeah

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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