a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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roy g biv

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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silver bullet?

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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