A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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woman's lacrosse

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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