- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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