Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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womans having rights.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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