- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Black people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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