- Anti Joke

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair