How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What do you call an arab ?

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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sure!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Anti Joke

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