what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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