- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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