- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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