Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's the new green? Green

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Jebron Lames.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Katy Perry

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