- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Albino African Americans

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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