- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

mitchell palmer sucks

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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