- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either