You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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