- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

If you have a stroke, call 000

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

tim has no humor

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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