- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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