- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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