- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Jeff

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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