- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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