- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A car walks into a bar.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Jeff

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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