roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Please don't shoot me

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Anti Joke

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