- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are red.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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