How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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