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A penis walks into a bar..

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

vote this down and i will DOX you

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