Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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black people

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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