What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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hi

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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