You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A fat guy!

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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the WNBA

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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