- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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