A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Where's my baby??

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's your guys names?

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Get on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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