What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A gay man watches football.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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I am a mime

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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