Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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