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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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