- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

The holocaust

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

I enjoy Popcorn

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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