- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

what came first the chicken or the chips

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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