What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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WILLY

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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