- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

I am quite mature.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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