- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

knock knock!? . . No.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A man walks into a bar

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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