How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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A cat playing laser tag.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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I love alchohol!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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