Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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