- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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