Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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