What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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