Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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