what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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The global news

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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