- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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