- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What comes after 69? 70

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A black man walks out of a police station

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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