- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

The Princess is in another castle

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Jesus Christ

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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