Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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