Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's big and long? My dick.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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