- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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