Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Amanda Knox walks home free.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Gay republicans

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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