A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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