Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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