- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

irish man drinking john smiths

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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