Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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