Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Anti Joke

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