- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

hey justin

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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