let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Penis

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Anti Joke

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