- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A: Do you like it B: No

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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