man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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