- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

black chicken. kfc

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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