A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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it was all Tagart

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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autistic kids rock

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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