Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Who is John Galt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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