Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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