If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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My mum is called Steve

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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